a] jargue's a pussy
b] i'm alive thank goodness
c] i hope everyone is having fun at bjs in pjs
d] fuck drinking.
Friday, December 11, 2009
luke butler's new reality show
FIGHT OR FUCK?
two people are locked in a room... do they fight or fuck? theres only one way to find out.
first contestants are lady gaga and flava flav
second contestants - jeff and a gorilla
two people are locked in a room... do they fight or fuck? theres only one way to find out.
first contestants are lady gaga and flava flav
second contestants - jeff and a gorilla
new itenerary
itenerary:
5:45- Kevin O'hara goes to see avatar
6:00- Jeff punches justin in the gut for scoring a touchdown
6:15- Christina plays "party in the usa" for the 5th time in a row
6:20- everyone is yelling at christina... at one point tim pulls his weiner out
7:00- Ike admits he's gay
7:30- Jeff and Alex have a chug off, turns out jeff is pregnant, can't drink
8:00- MILEY TURNS 18, all the dudes celebrate.
8:15- some douche will breaks the news that miley is not in fact 18... no one is listening to him
9:00- Jargue is still writing a fucking itenerary... no one is talking to him.
9:30- Jargue proposes some sort of song other than dave matthews, he is yelled at by jeff an christina.
10:00- start the beer pong tournament
10:15- beer pong tournament ends when luke throws up on maggie
10:30- luke, mid apology, tries to hit on maggie
11:00- Maggie accepts, they move to the BBR.
12:00- i'm just making fun of whoever is talking at the time.
5:45- Kevin O'hara goes to see avatar
6:00- Jeff punches justin in the gut for scoring a touchdown
6:15- Christina plays "party in the usa" for the 5th time in a row
6:20- everyone is yelling at christina... at one point tim pulls his weiner out
7:00- Ike admits he's gay
7:30- Jeff and Alex have a chug off, turns out jeff is pregnant, can't drink
8:00- MILEY TURNS 18, all the dudes celebrate.
8:15- some douche will breaks the news that miley is not in fact 18... no one is listening to him
9:00- Jargue is still writing a fucking itenerary... no one is talking to him.
9:30- Jargue proposes some sort of song other than dave matthews, he is yelled at by jeff an christina.
10:00- start the beer pong tournament
10:15- beer pong tournament ends when luke throws up on maggie
10:30- luke, mid apology, tries to hit on maggie
11:00- Maggie accepts, they move to the BBR.
12:00- i'm just making fun of whoever is talking at the time.
way too long
that last post was getting way TOO long...
the only thing i hate more than alyssa... is alyssa when she's talking
i'm not gay.
jeff is angry
we need more friends :(
fuck
tim... you're loud, we understand
it takes me about 3 months before i ask a girl for her phone number
fact.
justin myers is passing out at 8:30, then waking up, puking, then fuking will.
if jeff loses and i have to bong a beer, i'm gonna puke.
the only thing i hate more than alyssa... is alyssa when she's talking
i'm not gay.
jeff is angry
we need more friends :(
fuck
tim... you're loud, we understand
it takes me about 3 months before i ask a girl for her phone number
fact.
justin myers is passing out at 8:30, then waking up, puking, then fuking will.
if jeff loses and i have to bong a beer, i'm gonna puke.
things i hate about this party
1. ike is here
2. it's cold out
3. i saw jeff's buttocks
4. no one is dancing
5. luke got here
6. everyone's clapping.... shut the fuck up
7. christina's not watching me make this post so i'm about to write a lot of shit about her...
8. she sucks
9. her glasses make her look like a librian.
10. jeff pooped
11. she didn't see the newest sunny
12. i like tina fey more than her
13. justin smells like straight beer... no way he lasts
14. stop making that hand motion
15. get your freak on
16. FRESH GROCER
17. Missy elliot... what happened to her///
18. i know about half the people here.
2. it's cold out
3. i saw jeff's buttocks
4. no one is dancing
5. luke got here
6. everyone's clapping.... shut the fuck up
7. christina's not watching me make this post so i'm about to write a lot of shit about her...
8. she sucks
9. her glasses make her look like a librian.
10. jeff pooped
11. she didn't see the newest sunny
12. i like tina fey more than her
13. justin smells like straight beer... no way he lasts
14. stop making that hand motion
15. get your freak on
16. FRESH GROCER
17. Missy elliot... what happened to her///
18. i know about half the people here.
Another thing about O'bama
He's black, big deal... go run a fucking country. If the fresh grocer can't operate under the control of black people, than neither can the fucking united states of america.
what's the deal with tiger woods??
he's made great video games
he's made great putts
are we really that mad at him?!?!
he's made great putts
are we really that mad at him?!?!
Dec, 11th 2009
Ok im sorry i haven't updated you all, and by you all i mean no one. But justin, jargue, tim (not drinking) and myself (jeff) and we are contemplating allen iversons career. Lets say in 2003 we trade iverson to the clipppers for expiring contracts a, b, and c, get an S- load of cap space, the sumemr of 2004 we OBVIOUSLY lore Philadelphia residents Kobe Bryant and Rasheed Wallace back to philly, then we still get a high draft pick in 03 which we use on a carmelo/wade, 04 we get iggy, and then for the next 4 years we have a core of Rasheed,Igoudala, Kobe, Carmelo/Wade, and generic point guard X who will distrubute to all those weapons. TELL ME THAT WOULNDT WIN 4 striaght championships, no that would happen, you cant dispute it.
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