i'm alive

a] jargue's a pussy

b] i'm alive thank goodness

c] i hope everyone is having fun at bjs in pjs

d] fuck drinking.

all i want for christmas is jews.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY&feature=fvste3

alyssa

might die.

university of poop

pink sucks.

luke butler's new reality show

FIGHT OR FUCK?

two people are locked in a room... do they fight or fuck? theres only one way to find out.

first contestants are lady gaga and flava flav
second contestants - jeff and a gorilla

jargue loves hand dancing.

is there s woodstock streeet in philadelphia???

tim

is wearing a kinesiology department shirt. why?

jeff

when jeff is not in control of a situation. lives are in danger.

justin

is shit

and his voice rises an octave with each beer.

yeah

this is bitchin -Maggie

Jargue

knows all the words to waking up in vegas.

new itenerary

itenerary:
5:45- Kevin O'hara goes to see avatar
6:00- Jeff punches justin in the gut for scoring a touchdown
6:15- Christina plays "party in the usa" for the 5th time in a row
6:20- everyone is yelling at christina... at one point tim pulls his weiner out
7:00- Ike admits he's gay
7:30- Jeff and Alex have a chug off, turns out jeff is pregnant, can't drink
8:00- MILEY TURNS 18, all the dudes celebrate.
8:15- some douche will breaks the news that miley is not in fact 18... no one is listening to him
9:00- Jargue is still writing a fucking itenerary... no one is talking to him.
9:30- Jargue proposes some sort of song other than dave matthews, he is yelled at by jeff an christina.
10:00- start the beer pong tournament
10:15- beer pong tournament ends when luke throws up on maggie
10:30- luke, mid apology, tries to hit on maggie
11:00- Maggie accepts, they move to the BBR.
12:00- i'm just making fun of whoever is talking at the time.

luke butler

sucks.

ian's movin out.

cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac

way too long

that last post was getting way TOO long...

the only thing i hate more than alyssa... is alyssa when she's talking

i'm not gay.

jeff is angry

we need more friends :(

fuck

tim... you're loud, we understand

it takes me about 3 months before i ask a girl for her phone number

fact.

justin myers is passing out at 8:30, then waking up, puking, then fuking will.

if jeff loses and i have to bong a beer, i'm gonna puke.

things i hate about this party

1. ike is here
2. it's cold out
3. i saw jeff's buttocks
4. no one is dancing
5. luke got here
6. everyone's clapping.... shut the fuck up
7. christina's not watching me make this post so i'm about to write a lot of shit about her...
8. she sucks
9. her glasses make her look like a librian.
10. jeff pooped
11. she didn't see the newest sunny
12. i like tina fey more than her
13. justin smells like straight beer... no way he lasts
14. stop making that hand motion
15. get your freak on
16. FRESH GROCER
17. Missy elliot... what happened to her///
18. i know about half the people here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLrhQKAUF5o

Another thing about O'bama

He's black, big deal... go run a fucking country. If the fresh grocer can't operate under the control of black people, than neither can the fucking united states of america.

what's the deal with tiger woods??

he's made great video games

he's made great putts

are we really that mad at him?!?!

dick in butt

IMMA PUT MY DICK IN YOUR BUTT.

Dec, 11th 2009

Ok im sorry i haven't updated you all, and by you all i mean no one. But justin, jargue, tim (not drinking) and myself (jeff) and we are contemplating allen iversons career. Lets say in 2003 we trade iverson to the clipppers for expiring contracts a, b, and c, get an S- load of cap space, the sumemr of 2004 we OBVIOUSLY lore Philadelphia residents Kobe Bryant and Rasheed Wallace back to philly, then we still get a high draft pick in 03 which we use on a carmelo/wade, 04 we get iggy, and then for the next 4 years we have a core of Rasheed,Igoudala, Kobe, Carmelo/Wade, and generic point guard X who will distrubute to all those weapons. TELL ME THAT WOULNDT WIN 4 striaght championships, no that would happen, you cant dispute it.

fuck this guy!

baccardi

150

he really just doesnt use his

fart. fart.

queef.

JEFF

farted. great guy. great face.

I

invented swagger

Stuart...

just looked at my nut - ian

T&A

I'd pole this.

tim

fuck you

i fucking did it

fuck you. i farted.

hot sauce.

go to the party alreaddy i fuckin you hate you

your all fuckin faggots

luke is a pussy

dont jump over my fuckin couch

jeff is not the king of philadelphia, stewart shut up

ALRIGHT

tims taking over. faggots. he hates them.

SHE HAD HER FINGERS CROSSED

AND I WON IN BLACKJACK. SUCK IT MONKEYS IM GOING CORPORATE. AIIGHT

booyah

NO ONE SAYS THIS ANYMOREE

in the

i vomited liz

i fuckin vomited

ian is getting waterboarded

suck my cock

tim

my d

licking toes is

gross

sometimes

black guys have 7 pound dicks

everyone has a

dick and a vagina

louis vuitton.

FUCK IT. WE'LL DO IT LIVE.

better than the last post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfXke_z6t3I

peeing

it happens

shake. dat. thang.

peopl arguging

pointless 97% of the time.

jake delhomme has...

led his team to the world series... daryll clark won't make the NBA

daryll clark

kisses men

where are these white idiots now...

bubba sparxxx

phillies mauer jersey

= retarded

ma i got no patience

and i hate waiting, ho get your ass in here, and lets ride.

beer update- the snake version

jeff and i:

gettin that

gwop

fuzz me

gettin dat gwop

im buyin kevin proud

http://www.jpgmag.com/photos/11737

sometimes you take one for the team

sometimes you take one cause you're in the secret service.

somethin somethin somethin

hot sauce

triple sec

and a boxing costume.

http://www.buycostumes.com/Sexy-Contender-Adult-Costume/33898/ProductDetail.aspx

double fistin

middle fingers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT7GuYLpCLE

this will be played if they're not careful.

asians opinions on everything are

completely irrelevant...cuz i have a cowboy hat on

arsenal fans are fans of

HUNDRED...and 1

calvinball

everyone literally needs to....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PaHcZUHI00&feature=PlayList&p=70608656080DDF09&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=33

1

2

3

beer update- we are all at football...

ian was fired. he's not going down without a fight. it's cuz he has an iphone.

now lindsey is dancing: "oh soo longgg"

the e on this keyboard is rtardd. from now on i'm not diting anything ven if th e is missing. unfortunat for vryon trying to rad this.

music

i got 99 problems, and they're all bitches.

liking things to be different is a...

move

MERCURY SABLE

SHOUT OUT TO FRENCH PEOEPLE

do you think they got suspended?

discuss.

ITS AMAZING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7D8aDp3RUs

jeff doesnt like

lord of the rings references

if ya'llz areready to laugh your dickoff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R-9D2O6-ss&feature=PlayList&p=7771D0F6E52F7604&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=6

does pronger bring these?

bilbo baggins mothafuckaaaa

does this person equal hextall?

no.

everyone here's sexual fantasty...

if you dont laugh, something is wrong with you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HozY8A3_Yro

hells ya. platypusssys

WWOOOOOOOO. TWNTY BEARS... DEEP. HAHA DEEP. TTSSS FUNNNNNNNIEEEESSSSSS BCUASE OF SXUAL MENINGS. I LIKE BERRS. IN MUY MOUTH. playyupussy!!! jeff wunts som1 to surgetize hs asss

oh yea, and go

i love

go rebels and yellow jackets

ian would slam....

im trying to get to 14

go.

liz has nothing to add.

jeff

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bitlers mom

is here with ian...werid

blowjobs for everyone

lindsey bitlers life

http://www.beautysnob.com/images2009/beer.jpg

updated beer count

ian:

updated beer count

jeff+luke

lets have some fun

this beat is fucking sick! dammit! dads! blake! i lovee my cat

its all fucking

about gettin your cock sucked

-jeff

shes a weird bitch...

muscis good tho...

GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

jeff

has no musical taste

hydrating

there is

an ice cream truck outside,e its not moving, and it doesnt sell ice cream. it sells crack. motherfuck it all

tim proud

http://www.westfootball.com/pages/images/Mystery_Pictures/Copy%20of%20MysteryPhoto2a.jpg

tim proud

tim proud

i live with a man, not a boy. hes the definition of a banana republic motherfucker

kevin ohara

is a murphy

STEEEEEEL TIPPIN ON FO FOS

masterbate. right now. if your fucking reading this, begin to touch your genitals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01C4RPEinM4

jeff, halfway

a celebration

beer count 6:13

beer count- 6:11

the biddie boppers

so the biddie boppers are gonna be runnin and wylin tonight. do we got the boppers boppin? are the boppers boppin, where ma biddies at i jus gots ta know. loving ma biddies boppin biddie boppers

jeffs fart is

TURRIBLE

is it wrong?

to be strong?
MATT BARKLEY ALL BALLS

fuck you

shut up

how about some homosexuality?

this. now. fuck you .

ten

CHAD PENNINGTON THROWS LIKE A BITCH

poker

we are playing poker on the deck. i love gambling i wont win. pocket boners.

stuart case

literally destroy testicles across america. rjd2

i went to plaza pizza

and i learned a few things
first of all the light at broad and oxford is out and no one lets you cross, its rude 1 and 2 black people. also the people at plaza pizza are kind. i like them. im about to eat. oooo whatcha sayyyy

beer count- 6:00

what up

weiners in mouths

that last one was for you

blake. and neil hartmans wife still scissors

oh that ugly ass dude

I BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WON

I BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WON

I BELIEVE THAT

I BELIEVE THAT

I BELIEVE

I

lets go temple

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xd44PWZGzg

see crisifullis wall for more videos...

chris whyno

got a fortune cookie that said "you will get laid tonight"
ASIANS LOVE GAMBLING

this nigguh should be president

MOTHERFUCKING

PIZZA

beer count- 3:42

luke:

gambling

FUCKING RULES. i just made THREE HUNDRED ON THE CELTICS- KEVIN MALONE.

GO NOTRE DAME
GO FSU
GO LSU
FUCK DA METS

pizza

in the butt

CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS

AND DIP
what up fat joe!
big dreams the game

beer count- 3:34

jeff:

beer count- 3:33

ian:

stuart

is a nerd

beer count- 3:27

luke and jeff:

fuck michigan

sean landeta punted the ball over a mile once

come to my house

if you wanna talk about farting

calvin ball

come over if you want to play.

if you take your shoes off

if we fumble another punt

im gonna kill jeff

GO BLUE

OVERTIME BITCHES!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcSFN-7OUzc

picking up my girlfriend

she goes to penn...shes sooooooooooo smart. i have the worst wedgie i really need to pick it, and weve been dating for awhile so i think she'd understand but at the samee time i dont wanna be rude. and girls gete wedgies alllll the time so she'd totally understand. and they have the vagina, does it get caught in that? is that uncomfortable? jesus i have so many questions now fuck

i need

a motherfucking whistle vortex. right now.

this is what men have

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Human_penis_erect.jpg

ill fuckin kill

somebody

correction

ian:

beer count- 2:38

jeff and i:



ian:

Gambling

Temple's gonna win me 20 bucks. fuck michigan. Also, chances I end up betting all my money on video poker or hi-lo tonight- 85-90%

fuck michigan.

eastern michigan

they just fumbled again and their announcer goes "this is terrible." he might kill himself.

double pits to chesty

i want to beat the shit out of ryan sheckler.

howard cosell

"look at that monkey run!"

updates

ians a bitch
luke gonna bow out and hang out with his girlfriend
i just suck and have a gambling problem
#3 is down. its not even two oclock. this day is going to be a failure.
heres some music for the 2 ppl reading this to listen to.
whats the deal with vimeo?? fuck youtube its on mataience.
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=soundtrack+2+my+life&emb=0&aq=f#

#2

i gotta take one

i got da cowboy hat on

saint bernard pierce!

one beer down. we just bought the templee game on a live stream we are kicking ass.

and their off....

it has begun. led by a prayer from father jeff.

COME TO PENN STATE

a cool idea randy once had.

so you go to a sporting event. its halftime, and you gotta take a dump. boom, you go take a very embarrassing shit in a dirty bathroom. thats why i want to invent halftime-dumps.com where you tell these stories. boom. whatup evan stone.

we're here, we're queer

miller lite. thats why i got the reggie miller on. also i got da hat on.

bets

so since i wont be up in time to fuckin bet for the noon/ 1 oclock games, i bet when im drunk at night. so here are my bets for the early games tomorrow (i only bet whats on tv)
South Florida - 6.5 over Syracuse
Temple - 7 over eastern michigan ( 20 bucks)
minnesota -3 over wisconsin (fuck you tim)
notre damee - 12 over washington (fuck you non catholics)
penn state -7 over illinois (fuck you john)
lsu +3.5 over georgia (fuck you willie! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GkC0IHCtdc )
alabama - 16 over kentucky (20.00 accidently bet this and temple twice, fuck you nick kayal)

florida state -4 over boston collge (fuck you bry, mccarter, blake, paul revere, fuck you)

Watchin hockey!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=322zqTkL0-c
THIS

fuckin quizzo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RfUMBgfhn0

this will be me one day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Bhboi8MZw

Saturday

Its fucking happening.