Saturday, October 3, 2009
triple sec
and a boxing costume.
http://www.buycostumes.com/Sexy-Contender-Adult-Costume/33898/ProductDetail.aspx
http://www.buycostumes.com/Sexy-Contender-Adult-Costume/33898/ProductDetail.aspx
calvinball
everyone literally needs to....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PaHcZUHI00&feature=PlayList&p=70608656080DDF09&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PaHcZUHI00&feature=PlayList&p=70608656080DDF09&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=33
if ya'llz areready to laugh your dickoff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R-9D2O6-ss&feature=PlayList&p=7771D0F6E52F7604&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=6
hells ya. platypusssys
its all fucking
about gettin your cock sucked
-jeff
shes a weird bitch...
muscis good tho...
GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
-jeff
shes a weird bitch...
muscis good tho...
GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
there is
an ice cream truck outside,e its not moving, and it doesnt sell ice cream. it sells crack. motherfuck it all
masterbate. right now. if your fucking reading this, begin to touch your genitals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01C4RPEinM4
the biddie boppers
so the biddie boppers are gonna be runnin and wylin tonight. do we got the boppers boppin? are the boppers boppin, where ma biddies at i jus gots ta know. loving ma biddies boppin biddie boppers
i went to plaza pizza
and i learned a few things
first of all the light at broad and oxford is out and no one lets you cross, its rude 1 and 2 black people. also the people at plaza pizza are kind. i like them. im about to eat. oooo whatcha sayyyy
first of all the light at broad and oxford is out and no one lets you cross, its rude 1 and 2 black people. also the people at plaza pizza are kind. i like them. im about to eat. oooo whatcha sayyyy
I BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WON
I BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WONI BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE WON
gambling
FUCKING RULES. i just made THREE HUNDRED ON THE CELTICS- KEVIN MALONE.
GO NOTRE DAME
GO FSU
GO LSU
FUCK DA METS
GO NOTRE DAME
GO FSU
GO LSU
FUCK DA METS
picking up my girlfriend
she goes to penn...shes sooooooooooo smart. i have the worst wedgie i really need to pick it, and weve been dating for awhile so i think she'd understand but at the samee time i dont wanna be rude. and girls gete wedgies alllll the time so she'd totally understand. and they have the vagina, does it get caught in that? is that uncomfortable? jesus i have so many questions now fuck
Gambling
Temple's gonna win me 20 bucks. fuck michigan. Also, chances I end up betting all my money on video poker or hi-lo tonight- 85-90%
fuck michigan.
fuck michigan.
eastern michigan
they just fumbled again and their announcer goes "this is terrible." he might kill himself.
updates
ians a bitch
luke gonna bow out and hang out with his girlfriend
i just suck and have a gambling problem
#3 is down. its not even two oclock. this day is going to be a failure.
heres some music for the 2 ppl reading this to listen to.
whats the deal with vimeo?? fuck youtube its on mataience.
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=soundtrack+2+my+life&emb=0&aq=f#
luke gonna bow out and hang out with his girlfriend
i just suck and have a gambling problem
#3 is down. its not even two oclock. this day is going to be a failure.
heres some music for the 2 ppl reading this to listen to.
whats the deal with vimeo?? fuck youtube its on mataience.
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=soundtrack+2+my+life&emb=0&aq=f#
saint bernard pierce!
one beer down. we just bought the templee game on a live stream we are kicking ass.
a cool idea randy once had.
so you go to a sporting event. its halftime, and you gotta take a dump. boom, you go take a very embarrassing shit in a dirty bathroom. thats why i want to invent halftime-dumps.com where you tell these stories. boom. whatup evan stone.
bets
so since i wont be up in time to fuckin bet for the noon/ 1 oclock games, i bet when im drunk at night. so here are my bets for the early games tomorrow (i only bet whats on tv)
South Florida - 6.5 over Syracuse
Temple - 7 over eastern michigan ( 20 bucks)
minnesota -3 over wisconsin (fuck you tim)
notre damee - 12 over washington (fuck you non catholics)
penn state -7 over illinois (fuck you john)
lsu +3.5 over georgia (fuck you willie! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GkC0IHCtdc )
alabama - 16 over kentucky (20.00 accidently bet this and temple twice, fuck you nick kayal)
florida state -4 over boston collge (fuck you bry, mccarter, blake, paul revere, fuck you)
South Florida - 6.5 over Syracuse
Temple - 7 over eastern michigan ( 20 bucks)
minnesota -3 over wisconsin (fuck you tim)
notre damee - 12 over washington (fuck you non catholics)
penn state -7 over illinois (fuck you john)
lsu +3.5 over georgia (fuck you willie! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GkC0IHCtdc )
alabama - 16 over kentucky (20.00 accidently bet this and temple twice, fuck you nick kayal)
florida state -4 over boston collge (fuck you bry, mccarter, blake, paul revere, fuck you)
Friday, October 2, 2009
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