picking up my girlfriend

she goes to penn...shes sooooooooooo smart. i have the worst wedgie i really need to pick it, and weve been dating for awhile so i think she'd understand but at the samee time i dont wanna be rude. and girls gete wedgies alllll the time so she'd totally understand. and they have the vagina, does it get caught in that? is that uncomfortable? jesus i have so many questions now fuck